quarta-feira, 4 de fevereiro de 2009

Ser mulher ... Oracao.


"Oracao"



"Senhor, me ajude a nunca desistir de ser mulher.Coloque um espelho no meio do meu caminho entre a lavanderia, o supermercado, o sapateiro, o colégio e a locadora. E que, ao me olhar, eu goste do que veja. Não deixe que eu passe uma semana sem usar um batom bem vermelho, uma bota bem alta ou um jeans bem justo. Proteja meus cachos do vento e os brincos e anéis dos olhares invejosos. Nunca deixe faltar na minha vida comédias românticas e boas depiladoras. Se eu estiver com vontade de chorar, faça com que eu chore um dilúvio. E que tenha saído de casa sem pintar o olho. Já que eu nunca pedi milagres, faça que minhas celulites sejam ao menos discretinhas. Me dê saúde, tempo livre, silêncio. E que nunca falte absorvente na minha bolsa. Nos engarrafamentos, faça com que eu ligue o rádio e esteja tocando minha música preferida. Dê forças para eu insistir que meus filhos comam salada, digam "por favor" e "obrigado", limpem a boca no guardanapo, façam as pazes e puxem a descarga. Cegue meus olhos para as sujeiras nos cantos e os brinquedos no meio da sala. Ajude para que eu chegue do trabalho e ainda consiga brincar, ver desenho, contar história ou fazer cócegas! E se eu não tiver a menor condição de me manter em pé, faça com que meu filho chegue dormindo da escola.
Em dias difíceis, me dê persistência para seguir na dieta.
Dê também, firmeza para os seios... Não deixe que a minha testa fique tão franzida a ponto de parecer uma saia plissada. E eu, uma louca estressada. Para cada batata quente no trabalho, me dê um café recém passado. Entenda que, quando eu rezo para cancelarem uma reunião (não é gastar reza à toa, pode ter certeza). No meio de tudo isso, faça com que eu ache tempo para virar namorada de novo, ir no cinema, jantar fora, beijar na boca, dormir abraçadinha.
Ilumine o espelho do banheiro e proteja minhas pinças, meus cremes e segredos.
Senhor, por pior que seja o meu dia, faça com que ele termine, e não eu.
Amém."




Gosto de ser mulher!



Coisas da Vida....



Helga*****

19 comentários:

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